A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told
me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?"
"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the
subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it to her daughter.
"But then when I have a
baby," the teenager pondered, "won't it knock all my teeth out?"
A little girl and her mother were
taking a walk in the park when they stumbled on two dogs having sex. The little girl asked her mom. What are they doing? Not
knowing what to say the mom quickly answers, they are baking a cake. The next morning the little girl walks up to her mom
and says. Mommy, I know what you and daddy were doing last night, the mom asks what?.... you two where baking a cake. The
mom asks and how do you know? The little girl says cause I licked the icing off the couch.
Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach.
The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water.
The son comes running up to his mom
and says, "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber
So he goes back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I saw men with dingers
a lot bigger than Daddy's!"
The mom says, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are."
So he goes back to play.
Several minutes later he comes running back and says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and
the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got
Two ladies were out driving
in the Virginia countryside fifty miles from Washington D.C. One of them pointed out two naked men in a field masturbating
each other. "Look" she said, "two Democrats jerking each other off."
"How do you know they're Democrats? Her friend asked.
they were Republicans, they'd be fucking a crowd of poor people.